me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
basically me at school all day
me: I hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times I'll die
me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny
me: shut up
me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore
